baraskank:

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD


  • me watching a movie: omg that was a gif

lilythegr9:

“mommy, can I-“

“not unless u get 100000 notes on a post, honey”


fideskakulborf:

mrpeasant:

akairrelevant:

What if it poops

that’s going to be fanny

omg yes


fuckyeahtattoos:

Submission for fandom: Cubone from Pokemon

Done by Ty Pallotta at Premium Blend Tattoo in Manahawkin, New Jersey.


eatsleepcrap:

eatsleepcrap:

Does anyone know how boyfriends/girlfriends work?

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there’s probably a reason a lot of people on this site are single


baisserlesyeux:

blow-rob:

we were watching romeo and juliet in class and all of the sudden my teacher just jumped out of her chair and started “censoring” the sex scene

oh my god we were watching this and romeo’s butt came on screen and ouR TEACHER SCREAMED “noOO!!’ AND RAN ACROSS THE ROOM AND DOVE IN FRONT OF THE SCREEN LIKE IT WAS A GRENADE ABOUT TO GO OFF


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