i was walking up the stairs to my dorm and i looked across the street for like a second and i almost had a heart attack because someone put a cardboard cut out of zack efron in their window it was one of the scariest moments of my life
- Man: I don't really know if I want kids.
- People: Oh, so you want to focus on your education? On your career?Understandable, the family life isn't for everyone.
- Woman: I don't know if I want kids.
- People: OF COURSE YOU FUCKING DO ISNT THAT THE REASON YOU WERE PUT ON THIS EARTH TO RAISE KIDS WHAT ARE YOU THINKING YOU'RE JUST IMMATURE YOU'LL LEARN LATER WHEN YOU GROW UP
- my friend: i met a guy
- me: i just started a new tv show