cathrinmoore:

"I said, I tried to call the nurse again but she’s being a little bitch
I think I’ll get outta here”


stalin-the-party-god:

legolasofthewoodlandelves:

best-of-funny:

riddle-my-hiddles:

discoblax:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

reblogable by request~ anon

this had ten notes yesterday.

Reblogging for “GET IN YOUR KANGAROOS AND HIDE THE BOOMERANGS”

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wait… something’s not right

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OH MY GOD NOT THE PANTS TOO

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HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE THEY ARE COMING

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X

I swear to fucking god everyone on this whole website is high


readytobeme:

so this guy at my school uploaded this picture to reddit and asked for someone to fix it so his hand was on the bridge

and this happened

(billy joel- the bridge)

till finally

and

‘the bridge guy’


and all you need to know is I’m so sorry, it’s not like me, it’s maturity that I’m lacking so don’t, don’t let me go, just to let me know that growing up goes slow
— Christina Perri - Sad Song

pinktweets:

@hartluckHate to see you go, but love to watch you walk away. Mama still got it!!! 


run away and dont ever look back


Desisti faz tempo
Just the way you are
theme por desesperancoso; alguns detalhes por decepcionar, noheartgirl e im-mutable.